All: # We are the Crystal Gems #
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
All: # we'll always find a way #
- # that's why the people # - # of this world #
- Garnet: # believe in ... # - # Garnet #
- # Amethyst # - # and Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x27 - "House Guest"
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Pearl: Wow. Those water constructs really
did a number on Greg's van. Hmm.
Amethyst: Eh, give it a rest, Pearl.
That thing will be busted forever.
Pearl: I completely disagree. It's just a simple
human machine. I'm sure I can figure this whole
- thing out before you know it. - Steven: Hey, guys!
Zoop! I've got something that'll patch
this van up real good. [gasps]
Is it some kind of complex human tool?
Yep ... high-quality duct tape.
Some well-placed duct tape can patch anything up in a pinch.
- See? - Pearl: I'm sure I can fix
- this without your tape. - Well, gee.
Let me at least give you a hand. [grunts]
- Steven: Uh, dad, be careful! - Whew!
I'm sorry you hurt your leg and your van got all
- smashed up because of me. - [chuckling] You apologizetoo much.
Maybe I shouldn't have tagged along on
that crazy adventure, but at least I got to spend some
- time with my fave guy. - Steven: What if you stayed
- with us until you got better? - Hey, that's a great idea!
But won't I get in the way of your training?
- Pearl: Yes. - Amethyst: Wait.
Steven, don't you have healing powers now?
Pearl: Oh, right! Yes! You fix Greg. I'll fix the van.
Nobody has to live with us. [gasps]
Yeah! Hmm-hmm!
Here goes something new and exciting.
Hmm! Mm! [slurps] and... go!
[twinkle! twinkle! twinkle!]
Okay. You should be better now.
Okay. If you say so. [groans]
- Ugh-ahh! - Steven: Dad!
- Why didn't it work? - Hey, sorry, buddy.
Maybe you just need a little more practice.
Steven: But I was doing so well before.
Steven, don't worry about it. Your powers are a bit fickle, after all.
Garnet: Just give it a bit more time.
Cheer up, Steven. At least now we get to spend
- more time together, right? - Steven: Y-yeah. Right.
- Garnet: Hmm. - Pearl: Garnet, can you give me a hand?
[wham!] [gasps]
[up-tempo music plays] Steven: # Dear old dad, #
♪ remember when ♪ ♪ you'd sing to me? ♪
♪ will you do it again? ♪ ♪ dear old dad, remember how ♪
♪ I would sit on your shoulders? ♪
♪ well, how 'bout it now? ♪ ♪ dear old dad, I was wondering why ♪
♪ as I get older now, the days ♪ [laughter]
♪ Keep going on by ♪ ♪ dear old dad, remember this, too ♪
♪ in this whole wide world, ♪
♪ There's no one like yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪
♪ there's no one like yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪
♪ My darling son, I remember when ♪
♪ I would sing to you, and I would do it again ♪
♪ beloved child, remember this, too ♪
♪ in this world of gems, there's no one like
♪ yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪
Both: # Yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u #
♪ yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪
[song ends] Amethyst: Bombs away!
Ugh! [laughter]
[door opens]
Ahh. Ohh. Ahh.
Garnet: You're back. The geode is cracked.
- We must leave immediately. - Pearl: What?!
- Amethyst: Oh, no. - Garnet: You, too, Steven.
- Steven: Yeah! - Oh, really?
- Steven: Oh! Oh, yeah. - It's okay, Steven.
I'll be fine. You go on your mission.
- Steven: A-are you sure? - Of course.
Steven: Thanks, dad!
- We'll be back before you know it! - Okay.
Don't worry about your old man.
My leg's not getting any more broken. If I need something,
I'll just... crawl. My arms are still not broken.
- Amethyst: Oh, brother. - Pearl: Now, Greg, there's no
need to be so pathetic. If anything happens to you,
you can call us with this. [twinkle!]
- [gasps] What is it? - Garnet: It's a warp whistle.
- Warp whistle. - Garnet: If you blow in it, the warp pad
will activate and alert us that we need to return.
Steven: See, dad? You'll be fine!
[sighs] Right. I'll be fine.
Good luck on your mission, son. [electricity zapping]
[twinkle!]
- Man. This place is janked up. - Steven: Wow!
Was there an explosion or something?
- Garnet: Almost. - Pearl: What you're looking at
is a synthetic storm that was contained in ...
[whistle plays] Amethyst: Is that the warp whistle?
Steven: Aah! Dad needs me! I'll be right back! [twinkle!]
- Dad, I'm here! Is everything ... - Hey, Steven!
Just making sure this thing actually works. [chuckles]
Steven: Whew! Okay. We'll be back later.
[twinkle!] [whistle plays]
- Sorry for the holdup! - Pearl: Is everything okay?
Amethyst: Hey, did Greg fall down and break his butt?
- Ha ha ha! - Garnet: That's not funny.
- Amethyst: I know. - Pearl: Like I was saying,
this is a synthetic ... [whistle plays]
Steven: I'm sure it's very important.
- [twinkle!] Dad?! - I'm really sorry, but...
Where's the remote?
Steven: That's actually a very important question.
[whistle plays] It was very important.
Pearl: Okay. So, if the geode breaks, the storm
will be unleashed and our bodies will be vaporized.
- Steven: Then we'd be dead. - Garnet: That's where you come in.
- Steven: Say what?! - Garnet: You should try and
- seal that crack with your healing powers. - Steven: But... what if...
- I can't do it? - Garnet: It won't hurt to try.
Steven: Okay.
[slurps]
[grunting]
It's not working! Ugh!
I knew this would happen... just when I thought
- I was getting better. - Garnet: Don't beat yourself up, Steven.
Amethyst: Yeah! Don't worry about it!
- Pearl: We'll find another way. - Steven: Eh.
You don't understand. How am I supposed to call myself
a Crystal Gem if I can't even ... [whistle plays]
[gasps] Dad? Dad?!
Da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d! [breathing heavily]
Dad, are you okay?! Answer me!
Ahh! Steven! You just missed the funniest
- commercial. - Steven: What?!
[laughs] It was that one for the dog
treats where the dog's dressed up like a doctor.
[laughs] If I ever get heartworms, I'm
- eating those dog treats. - Steven: Dad!
You're only supposed to use the warp whistle for real
emergencies, like if you fell down and broke your butt!
[chuckling] Yeah. Sorry about that.
Steven: [sighs] It's okay.
Uh... since you're here, you ... you mind grabbing me
- a snack from the Big Donut? - Steven: Yeah. Sure thing.
- I'll be right back, you guys. - Garnet: We'll be in the temple.
Pearl: We have to come up
- with another plan ... quick. - Amethyst: Yo, dude, no
worries about earlier. You'll get ahold of your powers
- before you know it. - Steven: Thanks, Amethyst.
- Amethyst: Get me a croissant. - Steven: Aww!
I forgot to ask dad what kind of donuts he wants.
Ahh. Hey, dad, I ...
[humming]
Olé! Steven! [clank]
Ha! You had me scared there,
son. Didn't see you standing in the doorway.
Your old man's still got it!
What, this? I guess I couldn't wait for
those donuts. Oh. Oh, yeah.
Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ouch!
- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! - Steven: Just stop, dad.
I get what's going on. Your leg's not broken at all, is it?
It was broken, but you healed
- it back at the car wash. - Steven: You lied to me!
- Now I can't do it anymore! - What?!
Steven: The gems needed me to fix the broken rock, but my
powers aren't working! It ... it's because of you!
- You messed with my head! - No! I-I didn't mean for ...
I just wanted to live with my son again!
Steven: I really thought I was getting better.
I finally felt like a Crystal Gem!
Now what if I can't do... anything?
Steven, don't beat yourself up!
- This is my fault! - Steven: Yeah! Yeah, it is!
[slam!]
Ugh! What am I going to do?!
My powers ... they're ...
I'm sorry. I ... [gasps]
- Dad! - It's time for me to fix
- the trouble I've caused. - Steven: No!
[inhales deeply] [whistle plays]
Steven: Dad! [breathing heavily]
[electricity zaps]
Dad! Be careful!
Don't worry, Steven! Your old man's gonna ... aaah!
- Steven: Dad! - Ooh! Ahh! Uhh!
- Ohh! - Steven: Are you okay?
[electricity zapping]
Steven, get out of here! I'm responsible for this!
- Steven: No, you're not! - But I messed up your powers!
I did everything I'm not supposed to do,
- and now you can't heal! - Steven: I healed you, right?
[electricity zapping]
Hey, get in there and patch things up,
just like you patched up your old man!
[zapping continues]
Steven: Double healing
[slurps] powers! Ugh!
[zapping continues]
It's still not working!
Ah, forget it! I've got another idea!
[creaking] [zapping stops]
There. See? Almost as good as new.
[birds chirping]
No way...
- Pearl: So, I've realigned the axles... - I can't believe it!
...replaced the spark plugs...
- it's never looked this good! - Pearl: ...sealed the leaks in
the intake manifold gaskets, and recalibrated the timing belt.
As long as you ease up on second
Gear, your transmission should be fine.
Pearl! I can't thank you enough!
[laughs] [sighs]
[whimpering] So, uh, now that I'm feeling
better, it's about time I move back home.
Can't have me messing up more magic stuff.
Just in case you have trouble again.
- Steven: Good night, dad. - Good night, Steven!
[pop!]
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